-Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

-A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. And have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?

-“One thing leads to another”? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

-“No comment” is a comment.

-Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself.

-I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.